RELATED: If You’re Over 50, This Is The One Piece of Clothing You Should Ditch. When you think of hair ties, your first instinct is probably to grab a scrunchie or something made of elastic. In the 1970s, however, placing your pigtails in brightly-hued yarn was the way to go. “It looked like cotton thread, like Q-tips,” says style expert Candy Holladay. “They were the worst things ever.” People would often wear these yarn hair ties with different headbands, but it didn’t change the fact that they were a fashion misstep.
While we’re on the topic of yarn, we’d be remiss to mention the yarn swimsuit phase. In the 1970s, crochet was all the rave, but it wasn’t practical for swimwear. “Yarn is heavy when it’s wet, so you’re risking your swimsuit easily slipping off,” says The Nines fashion editor Lisa Sanchez. “Even if you don’t get it wet, it’s itchy and not comfortable against skin, especially sensitive areas.” In the 1970s, ruffled maxi dresses were a go-to trend, but looking back, they were actually a fashion faux pas. “They were made out of flowery material and would also have billions of wide ruffles all down the skirt,” says Holladay. “You couldn’t see an inch of the person.” It’s something, she believes, a 1970s country singer would have worn and should effectively remain in the past. “I don’t think you could ever even interpret that to wear today,” says Holladay. “It would just look so crazy.” RELATED: For more style advice delivered straight to your inbox, sign up for our daily newsletter. Truthfully, platforms have never gone out of style. But there are certain versions of them that should be left behind. Elevator shoes, which were sky-high versions of the traditional platform, are something that may have been fashionable but weren’t functional. “There were such crazy platforms that were six, seven inches, [and] the whole platform with a shoe would be that tall,” says Holladay. The extra height, however, wasn’t worth it. “People couldn’t even really walk in them,” she adds.ae0fcc31ae342fd3a1346ebb1f342fcb RELATED: For more travel advice delivered straight to your inbox, sign up for our daily newsletter. We fully support anyone’s right to wear whatever tie they like, but size does matter. However, that’s something that wasn’t considered in the 1970s. Super wide ties that were “minimum around four inches wide” were the go-to look in that era. “It was kind of a clownish kind of a look because they were so wide,” says Holladay. And, like so many things in the 1970s, they came in bold colors. While Holladay supports the vibrant options, the ties just looked out of place. When you think of the 1970s it’s hard not to envision polyester suits—or leisure suits. But, like elevator shoes, they ultimately failed in functionality. “They normally were all plaid and very made of a very thick polyester that was really stiff,” says Holladay. “So when you wore it, it would move with you but in a bad way.” The result was “a boxy look that just sat on you.” Not to mention, the thickness of the polyester was just a recipe for overheating. All things considered (including that monochromatic pattern), this style was too much to handle. RELATED: If You’re Over 65, Never Wear This One Shoe, Experts Warn.
